First satirical effort in well yonks, so have at it
plus its probably a bit unintentionally racist
to the tune of Blame Canada
Times have changed
Quassams are getting worse
They won't obey Mahmood Abas
They just want to bomb and curse!
SHARON: Should we blame the Brit Mandate?
LIANE: Or blame Goldstoney?
STUART/GERALD/RANDY:We really should blame the images on the BBC!
SHEILA: No, blame Palestine!
EVERYONE: Blame Palestine!
SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping tents so full of flies
EVERYONE: Blame Palestine! Blame Palestine!
SHEILA: We need to form a full assault
EVERYONE: It's the Ottoman's fault!
SHARON: Don't blame me for that Quassam
They took the UN's money and bought it from Iran!
LIANE: And my boy Arrafat, once, had Goldas picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f**k myself
SHEILA: Well, blame Canada!
EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Palestine came along
EVERYONE: Blame Palestine!
Blame Palestine!
COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They're not even a real country anyway
CAROL: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich if he were a Jew
Instead he burned up like a piggy with the bomb inside his shoe
EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame his desire
Or the wild preachings that lead him to expire?
SHEILA: Heck, no!
EVERYONE: Blame Palestine! Blame Palestine!
SHEILA: With all their blaming of the Jews
LIANE: And that bitch Saed Erkhart, too
EVERYONE: Blame Palestine! Shame on Palestine for...
They're the same as the Vatican you know
And the gypsies want one too
The slaughter and guns must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!