Which comedian did stand up routine about love making music. His routine contained reference to the Johnny briggs brass band music and how it wasn't exactly Barry White or something like that. I think it was Jason manford but can't remember. Must find a clip of this as it is really doing my nut in!
Also who was the comedian that did the routine about being vane for wearing contacts. "you vane bastard", to someone with a hearing aid "you should have a trumpet out your ear ya vane bastard", someone in a wheelchair "you should be dragging yourself around ya vane bastard"
