British Comedy Guide

Thanks for Memorabilia

We see an old fashioned wireless close up. 'We are sorry to say that from midnight tonight we are at war with Germany.'

We zoom out to see a room covered in Nazi memorabilia.

Man 1 - Well that's it then. What are we going to do with all this stuff?

Man 2 - Get rid of it quick!

Man 1 - Oh yes you said, lets collect as much Nazi stuff as we can. Hitler's great and if we keep it, it will be worth a fortune! Another brilliant idea there!

Man 2 - Well how was I to know, he seemed such a nice man, he looks like Charlie Chaplain.

Man 1 - Lets face it there will never be a market for this stuff.

Man 2 - No from now on people will only want to buy allied stuff, all this Nazi stuff will be seen to be in very bad taste!

Man 1 - Yea afraid so, I'll go and start a bonfire.

Man 2 - Good idea, tea?

Like the idea, needs a punchline!

Do you write to submit stuff?

Sometimes, but most of it I don't as its not up to snuff.

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