British Comedy Guide

Sketch 'come ere!'

EXT. RIVERBANK - DAY
We see a birdwatcher wearing camouflaged clothing looking through binoculars. he sees another birdwatcher on the opposite side of the river. he shouts to him.

BIRDWATCHER 1
"oi! dude, come ere
a minute.

BIRDWATCHER 2
"will you bloody shut
up! your scaring the
tits!"

BIRDWATCHER 1
"seriously! you need to
come here!"

BIRDWATCHER 2
"hang on then!

birdwatcher 2 tuts and begins his walk to the other side of the river bank. he wades through waist high wet mud. he walks through nettles. it begins to rain. he falls into the river nearly drowning. he crawls out of the water and talks to birdwatcher 1 puffing and panting gasping for air.

BIRDWATCHER 2
"well? what is so important?

BIRDWATCHER 1
" your shoe lace is undone.

birdwatcher 1 joyfully walks away whistling. birdwatcher 2 is speechless with a very bemused look on his face.

THE END

Nice and silly, but I think there is a better punchline somewhere.

How about when he calls him over, birdwatcher one says:
"How do you spell dunnock is it one n or two"

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