INT. FRONT ROOM - NIGHT
we see MIKE wearing a black hoody,brown jeans,white trainers chilling on the arm of the chair changing channels aimlessly. his house mate PAUL walks in to the front room, also wearing a black hoody sporting silver tracksuit bottoms and silver trainers.
PAUL
"are we getting off to this
do then or what?"
MIKE
"yeah mate"
mike switches the TV off WITH THE REMOTE.
EXT. FRONT GARDEN - NIGHT
The front doors opens and out strolls PAUL, dressed like a silver spoon quickly followed by MIKE dressed like an egg, squeezing out of the door sideways. both making their way across the garden stopping at a motorbike and side car. Paul climbs on to the bike. mike reluctantly climbs into the side car having to tuck his legs up in to the shell.
PAUL
"ok kojak, hold onto
ya lollipop"
MIKE
"just bloody get going yeah?!
I feel like a complete fu....
Paul interjects by starting the bike up drowning out mike voice.
EXT. RIVERBANK - NIGHT
We see a father and son fishing, both sitting on identical stools wearing identical clothes and both look identically bored.
EXT. STREET - MOVING - NIGHT
the motorbike and side car containing PAUL and MIKE speeds through a red light turning sharply into the roundabout tipping mike out of the side car "CONTINUOUS"
the egg tumbles down the road hits a curb, is thrown in the air it lands and rolls down the embankment skims across the pond and settles in the reeds on the little duck island in the middle of the pond.
EXT. RIVERBANK - NIGHT
The father and son look on in complete disbelief at what they are seeing.
EXT. REEDS - NIGHT
The egg moves from side to side, MIKE bursts his head out of the egg gasping for air screeching the words FUCK! and HOLY SHIT! as he breaks more out of the egg.
EXT. RIVERBANK - NIGHT
The man and his son look really confused.
SON
"DAD"
DAD
"what son"
SON
"is that where hoodies
come from then?
DAD
"so it seems son, so it seems."
SON
"well in that case then, what
kind of bee lays giant hoodie eggs
and how the f**k did the bird
get its cock into the bee in
the first place?
the dad looks at his son speechless. the indistinct sound of mike shouting for help in the background.
THE END