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Your embarrassing moments... Page 7

Quote: keewik @ August 11 2013, 8:54 PM BST

Maybe he thought you fancied him and was giving you the brush-off.

Extremely unlikely! The fancied bit.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 11 2013, 9:01 PM BST

Or he's an "Oasis man".

More plausible.

I think he may have assumed I was stereotyping him because he was wearing Graham Coxon type glasses.

Or he might not like the geeky look Coxon has.

Or he gets told the same thing too often.

Or he's just a grumpy sod.

Or, more reasonably, he might have thought it was rude for a complete stranger to comment on his appearance.

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2013, 9:16 PM BST

I once left the house and - believe it or not - my belt and shoes didn't coordinate.

You rebel!

Just before Christmas, I was demonstrating to one of the office girls how to do a squat correctly. There was suddenly a loud ripping noise and I found that the arse of my trousers had virtually disappeared. I had to go buy some new trousers that lunchtime.

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2013, 10:06 PM BST

Just before Christmas, I was demonstrating to one of the office girls how to do a squat correctly. There was suddenly a loud ripping noise and I found that the arse of my trousers had virtually disappeared. I had to go buy some new trousers that lunchtime.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2013, 9:16 PM BST

I once left the house and - believe it or not - my belt and shoes didn't coordinate.

Omigawd! *falls down in utter shock and horror*

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2013, 9:16 PM BST

I once left the house and - believe it or not - my belt and shoes didn't coordinate.

In my case it's actually more remarkable if anything I wear co-ordinates.

Socks have been known to be a problem. Even when I do find two black ones one of them usually belongs to my 10 year old son - it's like trying to get my foot into a sock that's too small for my feet! (funny that)

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