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Are children the cancer destroying this country? Page 2

You've been with those girl guides again!

It's the cookies................they act as bait.

Girl guides dont sell cookies round here they sell planks of wood. A lot of Polish around here you see.

They not only do cookies but also cakes, pies, and fresh bread on the hour. Plus they do it at a fraction of the price and change the washers on your taps at the same time.

I still bake better though.

Wow I need the leak fixing on the sink prehaps I can get tem to leave the barely legal conventionary and come fix that.

A full leak? You'll need the Brownies for that. They have the right tools plus 3 years training but they drink all your tea.

ahh now you see RubyMae thats a helpful tip there, coz I dont want cowboys in here fuxking up me faucets

Tell me about it....it's bad enough when they bring their cattle.

.....and I worry about dog poo in the garden......

Now you see I get scouts they are land based maintenance, sea scouts are aqua based so a flooded garden sea scouts, over grown garden scouts. But the girls dont have the definitions and it's confusing

It's all about multitasking.....and being part of the right union.

The other problem is payment scouts are easy they want a few quid to clean the gutter so they can buy smoke bombs or comics guides want things like world peace or a pony, and if you think I'm solving the worlds problems on a Saturday morning your sorely mistaken

I feel a pony is a small price to pay for a clean gutter.

Laughing out loud I thought this thread was called 'Are children with cancer destroying this country?'

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 2, 2007, 11:38 PM

I feel a pony is a small price to pay for a clean gutter.

Well I'm going to have to agree to disagree there I could cook that pony and have the satisfaction of killing one of God's creatures and have a meal.

I'm suprised it's not been dicussed in the house on commons, Leevil!

Quote: Gavin @ August 2, 2007, 11:42 PM

Well I'm going to have to agree to disagree there I could cook that pony and have the satisfaction of killing one of God's creatures and have a meal.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

you cant beat a toddler... Pls dont even try. Them fookers win. Win Win win!!!!

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