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Advice.

Well hello there.

Firstly, I apologise in advance because this is going to be an absolute mouthful.

My name is Joe, I'm 26 and I have realised that getting involved with, being surrounded by and producing comedy is all I really want to do.

Born and raised in the UK, I dazed through college with stable but unimpressive results and did not attend university. I do have a minor qualification in Print Journalism, though.

I have bumbled around doing run-of-the-mill jobs like working in a jewellery store and also a few roles in a large office; all of which have provided the same dizzying levels of fulfillment as a cold and forlorn sausage roll from Greggs.

Until recently, I had no passion when it came to my 'career'. I never wanted to be a doctor, dentist, vet, soldier or anything like that; however I now realise that the only time I'm ever really happy or satisfied is when I'm making people laugh.

I fully understand that pursuing a career in comedy performance or writing is probably even more difficult than anything regular like being a doctor (etc) because of the limitations with opportunities, the competition for aforementioned opportunities and the fact that you can work your backside off on a piece and people still might not like it.

Skipping rungs of the ladder is not my aim (even if that were possible) and I know I'm not going to get anywhere by sitting on my rear, staring at a laptop screen.

This thread is to try and understand more about how 'the industry' works and how I can get started. I'm currently looking for open mic nights to attend in my area (South West but willing to travel) and I'm going to try my hand at writing short pieces of script to try and up my experience one line at a time.

This isn't a whimsical five-minute crisis following a 'Blue Monday' at work, this is something I want to put my life into. I want this to 'work out' so, so much.

Any advice or discussion would be appreciated greatly.

Many thanks for your time and for reading.

Joe. Huh?

Write, write and write.

Then perform a lot.

Check this thread for more info. Click on every link and read everything: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/23723/

- If that doesn't put you off you are 0000000000001% of the way there.

Good luck :)

Quote: Bob Hicks @ November 5 2012, 10:37 PM GMT

Write, write and write.

Then perform a lot.

Check this thread for more info. Click on every link and read everything: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/23723/

- If that doesn't put you off you are 0000000000001% of the way there.

Good luck :)

Understood, Sir. Many thanks.

Have a good week :)

Okay, so you're 26, so you're still young and that means you have a good chance in today's comedy landscape.

Here's what you do -

1. Get a super gay haircut - think Jack Whitehall, Russell Kane, Nick Grimshaw
2. Buy some incredibly tight jeans so all the girls can see your bits
3. Become incredibly attractive
4. Write some lukewarm to shit stand up
5. Make sure lots of girls go to your gigs
6. Go to Edinburgh
7. Snort coke and flirt with the BBC bints who come to your Edinburgh Show
8. If that fails, go bisexual and shag a BBC comedy producer
9. Use your extensive Oxbridge contacts to get your own show
10. Write a shit sketch show that's full of swearing and is aimed at 'young people'
11. Appear on every panel show going and swear a lot
12. Back your truck up to the bank and pour the cash into the vault

You're welcome.

Get a day job and write off the next year to years if you're good

5 if you're OK

Then write for every opportunity you get basically anything critique open access shows anywhere

Then get every open access standup gig you can get think trying for a hundred

Go for every oppo from writing contests to standup contests

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2012, 10:54 PM GMT

Okay, so you're 26, so you're still young and that means you have a good chance in today's comedy landscape.

Here's what you do -

1. Get a super gay haircut - think Jack Whitehall, Russell Kane, Nick Grimshaw
2. Buy some incredibly tight jeans so all the girls can see your bits
3. Become incredibly attractive
4. Write some lukewarm to shit stand up
5. Make sure lots of girls go to your gigs
6. Go to Edinburgh
7. Snort coke and flirt with the BBC bints who come to your Edinburgh Show
8. If that fails, go bisexual and shag a BBC comedy producer
9. Use your extensive Oxbridge contacts to get your own show
10. Write a shit sketch show that's full of swearing and is aimed at 'young people'
11. Appear on every panel show going and swear a lot
12. Back your truck up to the bank and pour the cash into the vault

You're welcome.

1. Was 'blessed' with my father's genetics = receding hairline aged 18. Dang.
2. & 3. (See 1.) Dang.
4. - 12. I'll report back soon.

Thanks for the 'pro' advice :D ;)

Quote: sootyj @ November 5 2012, 11:01 PM GMT

Get a day job and write off the next year to years if you're good

5 if you're OK

Then write for every opportunity you get basically anything critique open access shows anywhere

Then get every open access standup gig you can get think trying for a hundred

Go for every oppo from writing contests to standup contests

Thank you.

I think there is an interview on this site where one of the tips is 'put yourself out there', at every opportunity.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE THE BEST OPEN MIC NIGHTS ARE IN THE MANCHESTER, LEEDS, SHEFFIELD AND LIVERPOOL AREAS ARE PLEASE? HAVING A SPOT OF BOTHER FINDING THEM. CHEERS.

NO IDEA!!

Quote: jamie brown @ February 24 2013, 11:45 AM GMT

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE THE BEST OPEN MIC NIGHTS ARE IN THE MANCHESTER, LEEDS, SHEFFIELD AND LIVERPOOL AREAS ARE PLEASE? HAVING A SPOT OF BOTHER FINDING THEM. CHEERS.

I don't have an answer to your question but incase you don't know TYPING THINGS IN ALL IN CAPITALS on the interenet is the speaking equivilant of SHOUTING EVERY WORD.

You might be more likely to get a reply if you type in normal sentences. :)

EXTERMINATE-EXTERMINATE-

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