Doctor (to elderly couple): Well, Mr Jones, I'm going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample
Mr Jones: (to Mrs Jones) What did he say?
Mrs Jones: He wants your underpants
Back to the day job?
Funny, concise, good
Funny.
But, sadly, ancient.
Roy Chubby Brown uses it all the time.
all time low.......being compared to RCB....
Oh never seen any RCB, not my cup of tea. Oh well it was funny anyway. 
Doctor (to elderly couple): Well, Mr Jones, I'm going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample
Mr Jones: (to Mrs Jones) What did he say?
Mrs Jones: He wants to know where you buried that Latvian hooker.
Ha ha..like your ending better! Think Chubby would too x