British Comedy Guide

Happy Birthday love

This has probably been done before, or not at all because its a bit cheesy.

Internal Living room - Birthday cards on the mantelpiece, it's the woman's birthday.

Husband walks into the living room puts a tin of paint down on the floor.

Husband:

Don't move there's more, stay right where you are

Husband leaves and returns with more paint

After a while the wife is surrounded by paint tins

Wife:
I don't understand what's all this?

Husband:
50 shades of grey, that's what you said you wanted for your birthday, wasn't it?

Wife:
I meant the book

Husband:
I got that as well

Husband hands wife the Dulux colour chart book

Nice...but needs the wording tidying up a bit.

Thanks, and I agree, it's a bit messy, and I just thought of an end bit, will edit

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