a dance studio in l.a ....
van damn ' and ... kick . 2.3.4. , shake those hips sly !'
stallone ' oh be quiet you before I make like rocky and batter you round the ring !'
van damn ' ooooh promises promises !! '
stratham ' awight me old fags, I could take you both with one fist !'
sly ' oooh like you did with arnie last night ! '
arnie ' verry funnny . I neeed your clothes and ymca records . '
vin diesel ' oh God , who let the sperminator in ? '
van damn ' yes , he's had more dongs that a korean phone book ! '
jet lee ' hey !!that's lacist ! '
willis ' if I bummed you to death , you would die hard ! '
sly ' oh take of that string vest , that is sooooooooo 80s '
arnie ' yess most of us are !! I need to powder my face.... I'll be bacck ''
vin diesel ' you usually are you camp old austrian queen ! '
arnie ( from other side of room ) ' oh be quiet vin , sly told me your love making is like your films ..fast and furious ! '
jet lee ' hey ! anyone fancy a little asian tonight ? '
sly ' only if you bring a friend ,,, you know what its like , one asian never seems to fill you up , 5 minutes later you fancy another one ! '
jet lee 'fluck you ! that lacist too ! '
stratham ' list me old china tea pots , all come back to mine , we can all have a few shandies and listen to a few classic records and bish , bosh , before know it we'll all be naked and doin the congaaaa ! '
vin diesel ' maybe later , I want to run a businees idea by you guys .... how about we all open a gay sex shop specialising in dildos that lengthen themselves when their used !! ?? '
arnie ' that is a brilllliantt idea .. what can we call ourselves '
sly ' how about the EXTENDABLES ?????? '