harry wakes up in 'the furrow' to find himself surrounded by several of members of the ginger measley family :
HARRY ; ' f@ck me !! I see red people !! '
DON M ; ' ha ha , very droll coming from someone who spent half the night fiddling with his wand under the covers ! '
HARRY : ' er ... I was ...'
JED M ; ' practising engorgio on little harry again ?'
JORGE M ; ' polishing the wand vigorously ? '
WINNY W ' dreaming of professor McGonnagobble ? '
HARRY ' NOOO ! I was ...er.....look , what do you bunch of inbred carrots want anyway ?? '
DON M ' atually harry , we all ran out of wizard skins and wondered if you had any left as we all need a smoke ... we have got some wicked dragon skunk from diazipan alley but nothing to roll it in .. '
HARRY ' yeah .. you know I always got some , have a look under dreadwigs cage '
WINNY ' ok , I'll get them harry , but its still not funny to superglue little dreadlocks on parrots you know ! '
HARRY ' well he seems to like it , and he seems to be picking up the lingo ok .. '
Winny walks over to the parrots cage , and gently lifts one side to ease out a half used packet of wizard skins , but as she lowers the cage again , its occupant wakes up...
DREADWIG ' WHA THE ? hey girl , you wan piece of dis ? once you had parrot deres no going back ? '
WINNY ' that doesn't even ryhme dreadwig '
DREADWIG ' hey me a parrot , na a poet !'
WINNY ' and drop that stupid accent , its not very pc you know !'
HARRY ' leave him alone winny , hes just being individual you know '
DREADWIG ' yeah man !! ... me gonna sing now !! I WAS UNDER THE VOLCANO WHERE I BURN ME GANJA PIPE , BABYLON COME N TELL ME THAT NA RIGHT ...'
EVERYBODY ' BE QUIET DREADWIG !!! '
dreadwig abrubtly goe's quite , with one last kiss of his parrot tooth...
HARRY ' right , let me skin up ....SPLIFFIO ASSEMBLIO !!! '
harry gives his wand a couple of lazy flicks and a 2 foot joint rolls itself and floats over to harrys eager waiting hands ..
HARRY ( lighting the monster j ) ' damn , your right , this IS good shit !! where did you say you bought it ? '
JORGE ' we told you where , it was off that scabby old dealer.....mouldywart . '
HARRY ' ahh him ....weird sort aint he ? can't help feeling I know him from somewhere .. '
DON W 'that's because he is the one who gave you that penis shaped scar on your forehead you stoned twat ! '
HARRY '.....oh yeah ...., let that be a warning to us all to always pay our weed bills on time in future '
DREADWIG ' TRUE DAT !!!! '
EVERYBODY ' SHUT UP DREADWIG !!!!!'
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