Beijing
We see a traditional fish & Chip shop with a union jack behind the counter
A white man and woman are serving a very long queue of eager Chinese punters.
Another white man is in the queue carrying a British Embassy brief case.
As he waits the embassy man notices that most of the punters are buying steak pie & chips covered in custard.
The man gets to the front of the queue and speaks.
EMBASSY OFFICIAL
"How come everyone's having custard on their pie dinners?"
SHOP OWNER
winks
"It's our specialty, we made it up after we ran out of gravy and they love it"
EMBASSY OFFICIAL
"You can't just invent meals due to lack of stock!"
SHOP OWNER
"Why not they f**king started it!"
