Trabs I agree about Salford, but if every region did a local competition and utilsed everything from script to actors available there would be very little cost and much added enthusiasm for a dying media.
Marc
I bet it says London on his Passport, I doubt he's tippexed that out and drew a f**king Wherry on it with a betting office pen!!
Chesham isn't in London Teddy. He was born in Hampstead, presumably at the Royal Free. The hospital you are born at isn;t your address. Wherrys are magnificent boats mind. I will grant you that. 
The hospital where your born dictates where you're from in law.
I should know I was born at sea on the 29th Feb.
According to the captain we were three yards out of the twelve mile limit so the only passport I can get is off that feller that got threw off her last week for flogging bogus ones.
And I can't get that for three years as I have to use my birthday money to pay for it!
Still I know deep down you're sorry, so all's well my end.
That's ok then
I am also a fan of Wherrys, I was on a pleasure boat once with my mates and we were in a relatively thin stretch of water and were ordered to give way to a Wherry that was tacking.
Once we found out that Wherry's take ages to get going again if they're interrupted we had a scream.
One feller even threatened to hit our boat with a stick, but he changed his mind sharpish once we boarded him and ask for a light for a spliff.
Happy days on the water.........................