British Comedy Guide

Taking the piss

INT: BAR

TWO MEN WITH COCKNEY ACCENTS ARE CHATTING

MAN#1
Nice cruiser this.

MAN#2
Yeah, and they do a blinding ruby

MAN#1
Think I'll order one, I've had about six Brintney's

MAN#2
That's the best time to have an Al

MAN#1
I'll just go for a Jimmy

MAN#1 LEAVES

THERE IS A GIRLS SCREAM AND A KERFUFFLE
MAN#1 IS BEING RESTRAINED AND THROWN OUT OF THE PUB BY THE LANDLORD

LANDLORD
This dirty bastard just put his hands up my daughters skirt

A thumbs up from me Ste, nice one :)

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ November 1 2012, 1:28 PM GMT

A thumbs up from me Ste, nice one :)

Seconded. Enjoyed this Steven.

Thank you. I don't think that NJ or such would dare use it though :)

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