British Comedy Guide

Funniest football chants Page 2

Fair dos.

Man Utd fans to the scousers about Park Ji-sung, their, former, South Korean signing

To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance'

Park, Park wherever you may be.
They eat dogs in your country.
It could be worse,
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.

Anyone else hear the Chelsea fans singing "You're just a shit Michael Jackson" at Nani last night?

in ya liverpool slums , in ya liverpool slums
you speak with an accent exceedingly rare
you wear baggy shell suits and have curly hair
in ya liverpool slums in ya liverpool slums
you look in a dustbin for something to eat
you find a dead rat and think its a treat
in ya liverpool slums in ya liverpool slums..

Tottenham Hotspur fans...

'We're gonna win the league!'

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