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Quote: Pingl @ October 31 2012, 7:11 PM GMT

Very parquet out there tonight

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With jokes like that you're a right lumber . .

This is a stain on the good name of all wood

I had my artificial flooring installed by Irish, Siamese twins, one lad and one lass

Lynne O' Liam.

My all-pro wood floors were installed by 2 lovely ladies...lesbians of course....'Tongue 'n' Groove'
Ironically it wasn't the first time two lesbians performing had given me wood.
My carpets installed by Walter Wall.

My floorboards were installed by South Yorkshire police, they'll stay fitted up for decades.

I love pundowns

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck "All Pro Wood Floors".