I believe this is the 1,000,000th post about Jimmy Savile. Do I win a prize?
I thought I'd make this report a bit more dry the last one. Plus, it's rather on the offensive side. I'm offended, and I wrote it.
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I hope this article gets picked up as true by the foreign press.
Very good but would be lost in the absolute avalanche of Saville capers,
That's just alround excellent I especially like how it has a proper twist punchline. You really have a great voice for mock news.
Had a good laugh at this.