Two old men on a park bench.
Man 1 - If you've got your health you've got everything.
Man 2 - Yes if you've got your health that's all that matters
Man 1 - yes health is very important
Man 2 - Mind you, you need money too
Man 1 - Oh yes you need money, you need to be able to buy food.
Man 2 - Yes money to buy food, have a flutter, get a pint
Man 1- Oh yea you need a pint to relax
Man 2 - You've got to unwind
Man 1 - And I wouldn't like to be without Sky sports
Man 2 - Oh yea I like me football
Man 1 - I do
Man 2 - Still as long as you've got your health, money, a pint or two, food, a flutter and Sky sports
Man 1 - Yea... it would be nice to have a bit occasionally
Man 2 - Bit?
Man 1 - You know a bit of how's your father.
Man 2 - Oh yea that would be nice.
Man 1 - and a foreign holiday
Man 2 - Oh yes I like to get away to the sun, especially with the summers in this country!
Man 1 - yes you need that break
Man 2 - Well as long as you've got your health, money, a pint, food, a flutter, sky sports, a bit of how's your father and a holiday, what more do you need
Man 2 - And central heating, I feel the cold something horrible
Man 1 - It's important to keep warm.
Man 2- Especially at our age
Man 1 - They don't half talk a load of bollocks about your health
Man 2 - They do don't they
