Sign of The TV Times

We see a man watching TV and tutting.

His wife enters the room.
WIFE
"What are tutting about now?"

MAN
"Bloody repeats, that's all they show these days"

WIFE
"Are you sure it's a repeat?"

MAN
"It's the f**king 1973 Christmas Top of the Pops!"

WIFE
Reading TV Times
"No it's not, this is Crimewatch!"

MAN
"F**king peados!"

Lovely idea, think it could end at 'Crimewatch'.

Just so you know, spelling- 'paedos', if you're thinking of sending it somewhere (or scrawling on the door of an unconvicted person's home )