Trick or Treat #2 (after Pingl)

3 young angelic children in Halloween costumes knock on a front door, which opens to reveal an old man smoking a cigar, wearing a psychedelic dressing gown and not much else.

CHILDREN: Trick or treat, Mister?

OLD MAN: Now then now then! NeeurggUHeurgUHeurgUH!

FADE OUT

Proper halloweeny, but maybe more interesting if the kids are dressed as Savile? Can make the response as silly or dark as you like, considering...