Two boys in Halloween costumes knock on a door. The door opens a man stands at it.
Boys - trick or treat Mister.
Man - Oh, hang on a minute
Door shuts. Then a moment later reopens with the man in a cape and top hat. The man wiggles his fingers and a yellow handkerchief appears. He then takes off his hat and pulls a rabbit from it. The man's wife then appears in full stage outfit and the man puts her into a box and saws her in half.
A boys voice from next door - Quick lads there's Maltese's over here!
The boys run off next door.
The man looks up and down the street and sadly close the front door.
