JUSTIN - Sorry, could you hurry up I'm supposed to be hosting Newsjack now
SERVER - Sorry, one coffee was it? That's five pounds please
F/X till opening and closing
SERVER - (CON/T) Here's your change
JUSTIN - Erm I gave you a five pound note and you gave me five pound and one pence back
SERVER - That's right, sir. Its Starbucks policy to make sure the UK stores run at a loss - that way we don't pay tax
JUSTIN - How do you stay open?
SERVER - Not sure, I'm a server you want enquiries. I'm afraid there'll be a bit of wait on your coffee
JUSTIN - I'm the only one in the store
SERVER - Yeah, but the beans are roasted in Amsterdam
JUSTIN - Suppose that's to avoid tax too?
SERVER - No, Apple maps
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