James Bond comes smashing through a huge window gun at the ready. There in front of him sitting in a chair stroking a white cat is Boris.
Boris - Ah Mr Bond I've been expecting you.
Bond - The games up Boris, I know all about your plan to ship your secret formula to Liverpool.
Boris - Oh yes Mr Bond what formula is this?
Bond - Come now Boris, the formula to remove all Liverpudlians tear ducts using bendy buses.
Boris - Very clever Mr Bond, but you are to late, my beautiful assistant Rosa Pleb is already nearing her target now.
Bond - You'll never get away with it Boris, even as we speak I have announced the death of Ken Dodd and the streets of Liverpool are flooding with tears.
Boris - So Mr. Bond you have foiled my cunning plan, or have you... Ha, ha, ha ha....
Bond - Yes I have haven't I?
Boris - Well yes you have actually. But you will never take me alive. I will call my henchmen, Paddock, Livingstone Kill him!
Paddock and Livingstone do numerous kung Fu moves, Bond shoots them.
Boris - Oh jeepers you just can't get the help these days.
Bond - Now Boris I think its time you were exposed.
Boris - They will never believe you, I am an eccentric blonde haired buffoon, I will baffle them with jovial behaviour.
Bond - I have just two words for you Boris, Jimmy Savile
Boris - Oh blast.
