British Comedy Guide

Fowl Play

We see a man dressed as a chicken with a suitcase standing at the ticket window of Eurostar.

The woman behind the glass looks suspiciously at him.

The manager then comes to the window and reluctantly issues a ticket.

The man dressed as a Chicken then boards the train.

The manager summons two armed police officers to the ticket window

As the man dressed as a Chicken takes his seat two armed police officers come onto the train and walk up to him.

The man dressed as a chicken is reading Farmers Weekly.

A conversation ensues and the police leave satisfied.

The two police officers return to the ticket window

The manager is at the glass.

POLICE OFFICER
"He said he can't fly"

MANAGER
"Fair enough"

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