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Cut!

We see a specialist police search team tearing a room to pieces.

We see a handcuffed Asian man watching them.

A search team member then finds a video cassette taped to the back of a wardrobe.

We see a high ranking police officer and a man in a suit watching the video.
As the tape finishes the police officer turns to the man in the suit.

CHIEF SUPER
"So? Can we charge him or what?"

MAN
"Shaky ground Keith"

CHIEF SUPER
"Dave the CPS needs to lean toward us a little on this one"

MAN
"Keith it's not question of leaning this is bending!"

CHIEF SUPER
"We catch a guy red handed with suicide bomber videos and ........."

MAN
"They're 'Outtakes'!"

CHIEF SUPER
"But they're genuine!"

MAN
"For god's sake Keith even the camera man laughed when the man in the mask says "Cow Bull" and not one of them could keep a straight face when he tried to say 'Piccadilly'.

"Suicide Outtakes" is a brilliant idea.
But I don't think this sketch does it justice.
You need to see them, rather than have them described.
Could it be framed as a TV ad for a DVD - "Suicide Tape Bloopers 4!".
It would be a piece of piss to shoot....

Anyway, I'll shut up now.

I know you're right, but I haven't even got a camera on my phone so I'm very limited in what I can produce.

Write it, then hook up with someone on here.
It needs doing.

I would hook up with anyone, the hard part is finding someone.

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