knobbits were a srange folk . for the most part they were stupid , hairy footed short-asses , but all male knobbits shared one common trait ...that of being incredibly well endowed ! one knobbit in particular was soon to discover that havin such impressive credentials could soon lead to much trouble , and would take him on a journey beyond his wildest dreams ... his name was dildo bangins ! our story begins with dildo sat alone in his knobbit hole , doing 2 of his his favourite things .....eating and watching porn , when suddenly there is a knock at his door ! ' WHOS THERE ? ' dildo yelled yelled at the door . The door said nothing . once again , there was another knock , this one somewhat louder than the first ! ' IM COMING ! IM COMING 'yelled dildo at the top of his voice - and this time a voice replied from beyond the door ' I expect you are you little hairy wanker , but please stop watching that damn porno and let me in , or I will turn you in to a sheep and send you to taffyshire !!! ' . dildo recognised the voice at once , and hastily paused his self tampering and reluctantly got up and strolled grumbling to the door . He slowly unlocked the door , and opened it with a creak to be greeted by the site of his old friend ....jerkoff the wizard !
the first few lines of my draught ..comments please 
