GHOST WATCH THAT 1980S PISS ON THE SOFA HORROR CLASSIC
VALERIE SINGLETON IS WALKING UP THE STAIRS.
THE HOUSE IS SHAKING, PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING, TIMMY MALLETT IS VOMITING IN TERROR AND ROLF HARRIS IS SMEARING THE WALLS IN EXCREMENT
ROLF HARRIS
Can you see what it is yet? Ahee Ahee. Can you see what it is yet|?
TIMMY MALLET
Whack a day, Whack a day, make the voice go away!
VALERIE SINGLETON
Oh my this was just supposed to be a bit of fun, with some chroma key and radiophonics wibbly wobbly noise.
THE ROOF IS RIPPED OUT OF THE HOUSE AND THE WIND HOWLS MENACINGLY
VALERIE SINGLETON STEPS OVER TERRY WOGAN WHO WOULD APPEAR TO BE HAVING HIS FACE EATEN BY A WIG
VALERIE SINGLETON APPROACHES A BULGING DOOR IN THE HALL WAY, LIGHT STREAMS FROM IT'S FRAME
VALERIE SINGLETON
Oh my this would seem to be the source of all evil
VALERIE SINGLETON OPENS THE DOOR AND LIGHT EXPLODES IN HER FACE
MELTING HER LIKE ONE OF THOSE NAZIS IN RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
WE CAN SEE INSIDE THE ROOM, SIR JIMMY SAVILLE IS FUCKING A GHOST
SIR JIMMY SAVILLE (BOO!)
You're a bit lively for a corpse! Now then, now then, neeuuuurrrrrgggghh!