Don't know why I just thought this, but here goes...
... on second thoughts, as I type this somethings telling me it's not a good idea...
... but I'll let you lot be the just of that...
... 
... 
INT. OFFICE - DAY
THREE MEN STAND AROUND THE WATER COOLER CHATTING. STEVE, MICK AND TONY. TONY IS NEW AND STILL SETTLING IN, MEETING EVERYONE.
STEVE
(Pointing to a man at a computer)
That's Dave, he's a prick, stay clear.
MICK
(Pointing to a woman carrying files)
That's Helen, she's a right whore.
STEVE
(Pointing to a tall man adjusting the window blinds)
That's Tall Pete, he's a good bloke.
MICK
(Points to a black guy facing the other way, at a printer)
That's Monkeyface.
TONY
Woah, woah, Hold on. What did you say?
MICK
That's Monkeyface.
TONY
That's a bit racist in it?
STEVE
What do you mean?
TONY
Just 'cos he's black, you can't go around calling him, a name like that.
MICK
Don't be silly (To Monkeyface) Oi Monkeyface, come over here.
MONKEY FACE TURNS AROUND TO REVEAL A NAME BADGE ON HIS SHIRT WITH THE NAME 'JOHN MONKEYFACE'.
TONY REALIZES AND LAUGHS AT HIS MISTAKE.
MONKEYFACE
Yeah, what's up?
MICK
I was just telling Tony here about everyone.
MONKEYFACE
What did you say about me?
MICK
I was about to tell him, you are a right c*****n b****t e****g, b***o p*****g, t**e s******g, b****a e****g, v****o p*****g n****r!
MONKEYFACE
Yep, that sounds about right.
END
... This sounded funnier in my head, but as I print it out, it just sounds wrong and bad and shame on me...
