We see a man at a railway ticket window
MAN
"I'm happy to lie on the overhead rack"
WOMAN
"It's not allowed, you could fall onto passengers
MAN
"I could stand in the toilet"
WOMAN
"That's not even practical!"
MAN
"I could stand behind the driver's seat; he wouldn't even know I'm there"
WOMAN
"It's not allowed!"
MAN
"What if I sat on the roof, I've seen Ghandi, if Ben Kinglsey can manage it, then so can I!"
WOMAN
"It's an electric track with overhead wires and there are over fifty minimum height tunnels between here and London!"
MAN
"Ok , let's go for it, what if can stand on the outside step of the door once it's closed? I could hold onto the handles and cling onto the bloody thing for dear life , you have to see how earnest I am!"
WOMAN
"You'd be knocked off in minute! ..... Look I'm far too busy to be pussyfooting with MPs all day; I have told you ten times there are no standard tickets left! We do have plenty of tickets in First Class"
We see a train leaving the station and we see the man standing on its rear buffers clinging onto the train.