Surely everyone deserves to get in on this new craze sweeping the nation?
Allo Allo Allo...
The Alphabetical Adam Game
Bugger off!
Can't we do something else?
Definitely but the Steve Sunshine numeric game doesn't have the same ring to it
Ergo we won't.
Fondle my nipple nuts and send me to alaska
Good grief lofty! Good going on your intro thread AifA, some people get hardly any responses- you've obviously done your homework and know what'll appeal to us 
Hallo Ajgo!!
Not seen you for a while
*waves enthusiastically*
I'm always delighted to see you lofty *waves back* How've you been?
Just dreadful
I actually think in dying
Thought I was having a stroke earlier today
Not good times matey
Hope your well 
Just called in to see what condition my condition was in
Kippered
Lost the hope of this ever ending.
Me too
Me too
not to long to go now
On the other hand it could be ages.