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A story whilst I wait...

...for a download to finish err downloading.

Before I start, I'd like to apologies for any poor grammar and spelling :)

The Moon Who Mooned Moons

Many moons ago lived a moon on a moon, weird eh? Well this moons name was Moon and his favourite thing to do was moon other moons. One day moon went for a moon on the moon but was stopped by Mune of Moon-moon. Mune told Moon it was wrong for him to moon other moons on the moon. Mune told him of a tale about another moon who used to moon moons and their moon, but one moonday this naughty moon got caught mooning other moons from his moon. So the other moons of moonopilis got together and came up with a plan, to shoot moon into the sun and they did. This made Moon sad and he promised to never moon other moons again from his moon. As Mune of The Moon-moon began to leave, Moon mooned Mune, so Mune mooned Moon back, it was a right moonfest. They both laughed and lived happily ever after.

The End

What the f**k have you been smoking?

:D

I do write some bollocks when I'm bored.

Quote: Leevil @ July 30, 2007, 3:02 PM

I do write some bollocks when I'm bored.

You should get a job at the Erotic Review. 'One really got a sense of the wonder and intrepedation as Brett stood poised ready to shoot his load othe Vikki's tits. If only real sex was as imaginative and exciting.' Thats bollocks

Adam, you've been thinking about that just a liiiiiitle too much.

Quote: Aaron @ July 30, 2007, 9:51 PM

Adam, you've been thinking about that just a liiiiiitle too much.

Laughing out loud That post took hours of careful research ;)

Yes. "Research". ;)

Leevil - can you write a story about us!? The BSG crew!? You're sooo talented! ;)

Leevil - can you write a story about us!? The BSG crew!? You're sooo talented! ;)

Leevil - can you write a story about us!? The BSG crew!? You're sooo talented! ;)

No he can't - not if you asked him 100 times!

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