Customer - Waiter there's an eye in my soup.
Waiter - A fly, Oh I'm terribly sorry Sir
Customer - No an eye, an eye man!
Waiter - Yes Sir, do you not like it
Customer - Well I haven't tasted it, there's an eye in it.
Waiter - Well yes Sir it is eye soup.
Customer - I asked for the soup of the day
Waiter - yes Sir the soup of the day is eye soup.
Customer - What sort of eye is it?
Waiter - A human eye Sir.
Customer - Human eye!
Waiter - Yes, fresh humans eye Sir. I can get you a name and address of the donor if you're worried its not fresh enough?
Customer - It's not the freshness! It's a human eye!
Waiter - Are you Vegetarian Sir?
Customer - No I'm not, neither am I a Cannibal!
Waiter - Oh I see Sir. This is a cannibal restaurant.
Customer - A what!
Waiter - A cannibal restaurant Sir, We serve only the freshest human flesh in a variety of sauces and soups. All humanely destroyed by a clinic in the Netherlands, all volunteers.
Customer - They wanted to be eaten?
Waiter - Oh yes. Very happy to be eaten Sir. Would Sir prefer some liver pate?
Customer - No I wouldn't. I think I'm going to be sick....
Customers Wife - Oh don't be so silly James. Spotted Dick for me please.