[Rose and Jack are in Rose's cabin on the Titanic.]
ROSE:
Draw me like one of your french girls Jack.
JACK:
OK, if you're sure.
[Rose disrobes and lays on the couch]
[We see Jack looking at Rose, his charcoal moves quickly over the paper, a bead of sweat forms on his forehead]
[After several minutes, jack indicates that he has finished the drawing, Rose comes over to look at it]
[The drawing is revealed and it shows Rose wearing a beret and with a string of onions around her neck]
Hahaha!
Glad you all enjoyed it. I was going to use it as my entry for this weeks sketch comp on the sea theme, but decided it was just a silly little joke and decided to write something a bit more substantial. I'm now struggling for an idea and wish I'd used this one.
lovely sketch but....
I think French and Saunders got there first, although their punchline was verbal.
I'm guessing I have to have seen the film to get this one...
It's a great sketch, but nothings worth that.
I do vaguely remember seeing a F&S Titanic spoof but can't remember the details. I hope I've not inadvertently plagarised it subconsciously. I'll take a look.when I get home.