British Comedy Guide

Afghan Hounded

We see an animal rescue centre

We then see a really creepy looking man wearing a grubby white mac and greased down hair

We then see a young man in a body warmer and welly's he is playing with the dogs

The man in the grubby mac walks over and strikes up a conversation

CREEP
"Have you got anything racy?"

HELPER
" We've two unwanted greyhounds and a stray whippet at the moment sir"

CREEP
Nudges Helper
"No I mean really racy"

HELPER
"We have an Afghan , they're fast"

CREEP
"Are they the ones that look like they have long blonde hair?"

HELPER
"Sort of...."

CREEP
Great I'll have that"

HELPER
"Look I don't want you to take this the wrong way but there is no way they're going to let you take a dog from here!"

CREEP
Holds out a ripped fiver and winks
"I don't want to take it out, just five minutes in a shed suits me"

The Helper grabs the fiver and hooks his thumb over his back to a shed with broken windows.

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