We see a man wearing an all in one purple lycra bodysuit he has a Ninja Turtles rucksack on his back and is wearing a WWII German helmet.
He is standing at the base of Nelsons column in Trafalgar Square looking up.
A sharp eyed police officer walks over to the man and strikes up a conversation
PC PLOD
"Hello sir, you interested in Lord Nelson then?"
MAN
nods
"I like Hornblower as well!"
PC PLOD
"I have to be honest sir I find your dress code is a bit out of the ordinary even for London!"
MAN
"I'm a Dare Devil!"
PC PLOD
"Were you planning on doing anything daring today?"
MAN
"I certainly am I'm going up this thing in a minute, then I'm going to leap off it and then float across to Admiralty Arch"
PC PLOD
"And how do you intend to 'float' then sir?"
MAN
"I've got a homemade balloon in my back pack!"
PC PLOD
"You reckon that will work do you?"
MAN
"No problem, I've put nearly half a can of WD40 on the bike pump so it only takes me three minutes to get it up"
PC PLOD
"This balloon, big is it!"
MAN
"It's f**king massive I made it out of three thousand Asda carrier bags, I sealed them all together with a hot knife!"
PC PLOD
Reaches for his pepper spray
"You don't by any chance still have this knife with you do you sir"
MAN
"No it broke while I was welding my back up chute, I had to finish that off with a travel iron"
PC PLOD
"Well I'm sorry to have to tell you sir, but you've had a wasted journey sir, you see it's illegal to climb the monument sir and it's also illegal to jump off it"
MAN
"I don't care about illegal I'm a Daredevil!"
PC PLOD
"I'm sure you are sir, but as you can see I'm a policeman and my jobs to stop people doing things that are illegal. So that being the case why don't you call it a day and head off home eh?"
MAN
"How long are you on duty for?"
PC PLOD
"Never you mind, besides when I go off another officer comes on so you'd best be off now sir"
MAN
"I'm erm waiting for someone!"
PC PLOD
"Let's cut to the chase shall we sir, either you clear off now or I'll run you in!"
MAN
"You're wasting your time you can't scare a Daredevil!"
PC PLOD
"No, but I can arrest one and take it down to the station and throw it in a cell with three coked up gay Yardies who are being quizzed about a string of murders!"
The man takes off his backpack and rummages around in it, he then takes out a T Shirt and writes on it with a pen and then puts it on.
We see jumbo marker writing
BNP KEEP LONDON WHITE
MAN
"Ok let's do that!"