KAY:
The time's eight thirty, I'm Kay Burley and this is Sky News. Coming up...
PRODUCER:
Hold it! Kay - what do you think you're doing?
KAY:
Well... my job... of course.
PRODUCER:
(SIGHS) Oh, don't tell me they haven't told you!
KAY:
Told me what?
PRODUCER:
Okay, how can I put this delicately... GET OUT - YOU EVIL, EVIL WITCH!
KAY:
Excuse me?
PRODUCER:
Okay, let me rephrase that... LEAVE! NOW! AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!
KAY:
Are you... firing me?
PRODUCER:
(LAUGHS) No, no, no... you've got the wrong end of the stick! It's RUPERT who's firing you!
KAY:
(HOLDING BACK TEARS) But... why? Was it something I said?
PRODUCER:
Err... yeah! That's pretty much it!
KAY:
(SOBBING) You know... you could've told me this off-air!
PRODUCER:
Yeah, well I guess I'm a bit of a sadist too!
