Considering some NASA astronauts (and i'm betting alot of cosmonauts) were able to fly a shuttle drunk I was wondering what people think they could do while drunk or have done while drunk?
Personally I kick ass at video games when i'm drunk and I reckon I could win the World Series of Poker when i'm drunk aswell. Anyone got $15,000 for me to test out this theory?
When drunk I have consistently been able to prove the carrot theory, mostly either on buses or at bus stops. But always proven.
I think i can dance and sing... both i have no talent for when sober...oh and also i think i have the ability to pull hot men...does not work!
I will list my abilities once intoxicated, these are in no order really. I will of course be updating these as I discover more about my secret heritage. lol
1 I become incredibly literate and could argue with the most intelligent University graduate. Women fall at my feet as I seduce them with my Silver toungue. an example of this power
Arguing No your pull of Shit! no you ARE! NO YOU ARE! What you looking at me like that for!!
Seducing How you Doin...Darlin....Can I buy..you..your so beautiffffuuulllll...a drink...
2 I have the strength of ten men who each have the strength of ten men, except when trying to lift pints it's a strange ability that phases in and out I snap door handles throw my three piece suite like its a feather when I think I lots a chip under it but the pint obviously has mysterious properties.
3 The ability to recall word for word every song from the 1997 Will Smiths Album "Big Willie Style".
4 Heat Vision
And if thats not amazing enough I become convinced depending on the day I have Adamantium Claws or suffer from a similar problem as Dr. Bruce Banner. That's right IBS
Well I definitely can't write.
Inspired by all the greats, who insist they were high and/or drunk when they wrote all their best material I have tried to write my drunken opus several times, but just end up asleep on the hall carpet.
I've got a notebook full of my drunken side's writing. He is fueled by anger and sex mostly but some of it is quite funny. I like reading what I wrote when I was drunk coz it's like I never wrote it and if it's gold then I can pretend I'm stealing it MWHAHAHAHA
Quote: Gavin @ July 29, 2007, 2:47 PMI've got a notebook full of my drunken side's writing. He is fueled by anger and sex mostly but some of it is quite funny. I like reading what I wrote when I was drunk coz it's like I never wrote it and if it's gold then I can pretend I'm stealing it MWHAHAHAHA
Gavin & Hyde!!!
Quote: ajp29 @ July 29, 2007, 2:52 AMConsidering some NASA astronauts (and i'm betting alot of cosmonauts) were able to fly a shuttle drunk I was wondering what people think they could do while drunk or have done while drunk?
I suppose once they're up there there's not much traffis or pedestrians to worry about!
Quote: David Chapman @ July 29, 2007, 4:17 PMI suppose once they're up there there's not much traffis or pedestrians to worry about!
Heck of a lot of space junk though. Surely trying to dock with the International Space Station is like trying to have sex when your drunk so if the astronauts can do that then they are more prolific than I am. 
Talk alot of shit but that don't change much.
Chunder
My Ex asked me once when was drunk to open up and let her in...I told her every time I kissed her I thought of Burt Raccoon. Well if you ask...
...so I suppose brutal honesty is another factor of intoxication
Hey!!! there she is, she was a horrible cow she looked just like that....saying that the raccoon in pink is kinda cute lol
I hope you publish the stuff you write down when drunk its brilliant.
I had a crush on the raccoon on the left when I was little.