I am a relationships expert, having read the word 15 times.
Just a little sketch.
5 tips to definitely get YOU a girlfriend!
Sorry I got as far as the line 'it worked for me' and it didn't ring true. Fair play for having a go Tom but this isn't really showcase material for you I hope? Polish some stuff up, maybe critique would be the better place to post this?
Hi Tom. The trouble with this sketch (other than the fact that the jokes aren't particularly strong) is that you look about 15. Dishing out relationship advice at that age, even when done ironically, just isn't working for you. Perhaps if you really committed to the performance, say by presenting yourself with limitless confidence and talking in great detail about your countless past conquests, you could wring some comedy out of the premise, but right now your age is just a distraction. I did enjoy the inclusion of your mum's ornament collection in the background though - that was a nice touch.
The bacon tip might actually work in the States. Bacon mania and all that.
You're like a female version of Miranda.
Good advice I will try them this weekend. How much bacon do one need?
maybe the bacon perfume will do.