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Leevil's cock

Dear sirs,

I must protest about the replacement of Leevil's cock with an oven ready chicken- possibly from the deli-counter of a large supermarket or perhaps free range, roasted with some parsnips and gravy. Whatever the cooking method, it is scarcely an adequate replacement for what has become an icon of the site.

I wonder what other contributors think?

Yes I always enjoyed getting an eyeful of Leevil's cock.

I shall miss it.

I thought it was a shame that he plucked his cock but maybe he ran out of sandwhich ingredients.

He's just cooked his goose - or rather his cock.

I choked the chicken, mainly 'cos I was bored, the devil finds work for idle hands, I'll bring my cock back if you want?

It was a long distance relative of Foghorn Leghorn, I said boy!

That's quite a large cock. Not as large as mine of course, but still pretty big.

But we've all seen Leevil's cock before.

Me thinks Leevil killed his cock & cooked it.
This is the after pic.

Like much comedy guff, it's a lot of cock!

Leevil's cock is really friendly...it doesn't leave me alone though...follows me round constantly...poking me, prodding me... seriously...it needs to be kept in a cage!

If it gets cross, does it spit its venom at you too?

Graham Norton called, he wants his innuendo back.

Give it to him, Aaron.

In-u-end-o!

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