MAN 1 - Excuse me, Miss. I'm from Women For Independence, the new scheme to encourage clueless little women like yourself to vote in the Scotland Independence referendum
WOMAN 1 - Excuse me?
MAN 1 - Let me clarify, England are Ashley Cole; rich and moral-less where as Scotland is Cheryl Cole, sexy with a difficult to understand accent. Get it?
WOMAN 1 - Thanks for woman-ing it up for me, but I have a few concerns
MAN 1 - About shoes?
WOMAN 1 - No. Say we vote "yes" we still have to ask parliament for independence, which they could refuse. And if the referendum decides we don't want independence the future of the SNP will be called into question, is it worth it?
MAN 1 - I'll put you down as a maybe
WOMAN 1 - If we eventual gain independence would we keep the sterling? Because I don't fancy getting on board with the weakened Euro
MAN 1 - I heard something about the pink pound
WOMAN 1 - You have no idea what you're talking about do you?
Man 1 - I have to go
WOMAN 1 - Answer my questions
MAN 1 - I'm actually really busy right now
WOMAN 1 - It'll only take a few moments, sir
MAN 1 - Can't stop, sorry
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