British Comedy Guide

NJ Reject

MAN 1 - Excuse me, Miss. I'm from Women For Independence, the new scheme to encourage clueless little women like yourself to vote in the Scotland Independence referendum

WOMAN 1 - Excuse me?

MAN 1 - Let me clarify, England are Ashley Cole; rich and moral-less where as Scotland is Cheryl Cole, sexy with a difficult to understand accent. Get it?

WOMAN 1 - Thanks for woman-ing it up for me, but I have a few concerns

MAN 1 - About shoes?

WOMAN 1 - No. Say we vote "yes" we still have to ask parliament for independence, which they could refuse. And if the referendum decides we don't want independence the future of the SNP will be called into question, is it worth it?

MAN 1 - I'll put you down as a maybe

WOMAN 1 - If we eventual gain independence would we keep the sterling? Because I don't fancy getting on board with the weakened Euro

MAN 1 - I heard something about the pink pound

WOMAN 1 - You have no idea what you're talking about do you?

Man 1 - I have to go

WOMAN 1 - Answer my questions

MAN 1 - I'm actually really busy right now

WOMAN 1 - It'll only take a few moments, sir

MAN 1 - Can't stop, sorry

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