British Comedy Guide

NJ Film

DAD speaks like LIAM NEESON

V/O - Newsjack films brings you a story of love and money

DAUGHTER - Dad, I got married

DAD - That's great. Is your husband behind that woman in the wedding dress?

DAUGHTER - Dad, I married her

V/O - From the producer of every foreign movie remake that is inexplicably in English

DAD - You can't do this. I'm a respected Hong Kong billionaire..so I am

V/O - One woman must fight for her right to be happy

DAD - I don't have a lot of skills, but I do know all the words to My Sharona and I do have a lot of money. If you convince my daughter to leave her wife and marry a man I will give you forty million pounds and that will be the end of it

WORKER - Are you sure that's what you want the advert to say?

V/O - Where can you turn when the world is looking for you?

DAUGHTER - What's that smell?

WOMAN 2 - (Worried) It's desperation and Lynx

F/X stampede

Daughter - There's thousands of them!

V/O - But someone is on their side. Staring Arnold Schwarzenegger

F/X car brakes

Arnold - Come with me if you want to live..with your wife

V/O - Coming soon - Already Taken

END

I liked this one, but then: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19841988

Bloody reality.

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