DAD speaks like LIAM NEESON
V/O - Newsjack films brings you a story of love and money
DAUGHTER - Dad, I got married
DAD - That's great. Is your husband behind that woman in the wedding dress?
DAUGHTER - Dad, I married her
V/O - From the producer of every foreign movie remake that is inexplicably in English
DAD - You can't do this. I'm a respected Hong Kong billionaire..so I am
V/O - One woman must fight for her right to be happy
DAD - I don't have a lot of skills, but I do know all the words to My Sharona and I do have a lot of money. If you convince my daughter to leave her wife and marry a man I will give you forty million pounds and that will be the end of it
WORKER - Are you sure that's what you want the advert to say?
V/O - Where can you turn when the world is looking for you?
DAUGHTER - What's that smell?
WOMAN 2 - (Worried) It's desperation and Lynx
F/X stampede
Daughter - There's thousands of them!
V/O - But someone is on their side. Staring Arnold Schwarzenegger
F/X car brakes
Arnold - Come with me if you want to live..with your wife
V/O - Coming soon - Already Taken
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