Our poor, innocent girl eyes. 
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You both got the joke back to front.
The implication is Lofty thought he was going to choke my chicken.
But I fooled him into milking my cow.
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ October 27 2012, 3:55 PM BSTJimmy Savile gag unwittingly read out on air: "that's a strange one"
Excellent.
Quote: Aaron @ October 27 2012, 7:24 PM BSTYour explanation is far funnier than the incredibly laboured original 'joke'!
I think it was funny, because of the context; that being, a well-spoken BBC woman unwittingly reading it out on air. "It's the way I tell 'em."
I just made the effort to click on that
Hilarious! 
Guess he should have stayed in Asia.
Asia being his 12 year old Vietnamese wife?
"Caroline Robinson recalls suffering severe nightmares about her great uncle, who she says reeked of stale cigar smoke."
He didn't brush his teeth properly? The fiend.
Ah, not Glitter too!
Quote: Nogget @ October 28 2012, 2:06 PM GMTI think it was funny, because of the context; that being, a well-spoken BBC woman unwittingly reading it out on air.
Shame it wasn't Charlotte 
The Guardian headline is "Gary Glitter Arrested by Jimmy Savile Police". Now I'm all for equal opportunities, but why are the police employing Jimmy Saviles?
Quote: Nogget @ October 28 2012, 5:41 PM GMTare the police employing Jimmy Saviles?
I think it may have been the other way round
Status Quo's Rick Parfitt says: 'Everybody was at it on Top of the Pops'
For some reason the article has been yanked.