No you have to say "now then" 3 times
Jimmy Savile Page 25
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2012, 9:44 PM BSTNo you have to say "now then" 3 times
Isn't the real tragedy here the fact that there hasn't been any decent gags using his catchphrases as punchlines?
That's what you say.
And you & you
Quote: Nogget @ October 10 2012, 9:48 PM BSTIsn't the real tragedy here the fact that there hasn't been any decent gags using his catchphrases as punchlines?
I did the whole theme song you ingrate.
A french letter was only the start of it
and now he's up your arse and on your tit
now you've done it jim has fixed it to f**k you
and u and u
There must be something that he always wanted
the 1 thing that he always wanted
now you've done it jim has fixed it up you
and u and u
Apparently those were the original lyrics for Jim'll fix it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 10 2012, 9:36 PM BSTYes! Desecrating graves and mutilating corpses is the only answer! Venting your rage on the dead, especially if you weren't one of the victims, don't know the victims personally or can't even name three of the victims off the top of your head is a perfectly justifiable course of action.
Who the hell do these dead people think they are? The arrogance of trying to escape mob justice with the pathetic excuse of being demised.
It might be possible to have him electocute himself-
Vanessa Feltz claims she was fondled at the BBC. Police aren't pursuing a suspect though - they say touching Vanessa is punishment enough.
Quote: don rushmore @ October 11 2012, 12:22 AM BSTVanessa Feltz claims she was fondled at the BBC. Police aren't pursuing a suspect though - they say touching Vanessa is punishment enough.
And possibly unavoidable in a corridor.
well , if you ask me , there something very fishy about this whole affair ! and no , I don't mean jimmys finger.....
Quote: lofthouse @ October 10 2012, 7:44 PM BSTFormer nurse June Thornton was recovering from an operation at Leeds General Infirmary when she says she saw Savile abuse the young girl.
Rumours of Savile bending June over, and helping himself to some Thornton's chocolate, have yet to be verified.
Vanessa Feltz has a most convincing case. Apparently one of the 2 Ronnies was found trapped in her vast cleavage.
Was she FELTZ UP!!!!!
I've only heard one Jimmy Savile joke so far and I think that was just a variation on a Gary Glitter one.
Lee Henman has an excellent one on his facebook page
Quote: Aaron @ October 10 2012, 6:21 PM BST
He'll be used to scare children into behaving well. "Stop shouting at Daddy and go to sleep or the Savile-man'll get ya!"
Stop all this medieval type hysteria mongering, he's a perfectly normal well balanced looking man. For a Tory!
Spookily enough his birthday is on Halloween, as it happens, how's about that then? weird funny noise that's impossible to transcribe. Expect saville head shaped pumpkins in the shops this Halloween, which due to the weather is all the shops have anyway. Weird coincidence? 
A fishy digit is only the start of it
He'll only shove it in a little bit
And when he's done it he'll be fingering you....and you...and you
This is one thing that he's always wanted
One of many that he's always wanted
And now he's done it - Jim's been fingering you....and you...and you ...and you
Apparently one of his fellow marathon runners has complained that whenever they ran together he licked her fair and square........