Rap Battles. Page 2

YO! Who dat a-hissin, hair-prissin 'n boy-kissin? "A is for Adam"? Mo like A is for MADAM! She slidin in here wid her rhyme basis as "Oasis"? I'm gonna teach her da STASIS of da CASES of dese here wacky RAP RACES, as I frag my MACE across her FACE 'n show her my PACES - she ain't even fit to bend down 'n tie my SHOE LACES! DREAM ON! Cos you never ever BUMP me from my EMPIRE, nor DUMP me fro my SHIRE of FIRE, 'n I sho ain't no LIAR! See? Rap battlin like a rounda golf - you won't never reach da LAST HOLE! "A is for ADAM"? Mo like "A is for ASSHOLE"....

Woah there Ting Ting,
With your words like bee stings,
Cant we get along and maybe un-knot your G-String?
Understandably your angry due to Noel and Liam,
But maybe they will reform and you'll get to see 'em?

If we're talking Whacky Races then I'm clearly The Ant Hill Mob,
And your laces are all velcro because you havent got a job,
Your empire has just fallen and your shire has got no horses,
Im often under par and slamming eagles on all courses.

T is for time and Im running out of that

So hows about a cuppa and a cuddle and a chat?

You tink you gonna get me wid yo offer to PLEASE me? Grab holda my nice side 'n SEIZE me an SQUEEZE me? Butter me up with scones and CREAM TEAS me?

Oh, alright then.