British Comedy Guide

NJ Correspondent

Justin - A royal artillery soldier has given birth to boy whilst fighting in Afghanistan - her son immediately broke the glass ceiling and was made her superior. Little sexism in the workplace joke for you. For more on this story we go to our correspondent Wendy Lock, who is currently on a verbal warning after last weeks Olympic outburst. But she has assured us it will not happen again. Wendy?

Wendy - Welcome to the start line

Just in - Oh for..Wendy we've been through this

Wendy - I have got my hands on the video tape of the soldier giving birth - an action replay if you will.

Justin - Move on with your life, Wendy

Wendy - And they're off

Justin - Off? What's off?

Wendy - Her knickers. This is what the past nine months of preparation has been leading to. Eight. Nine no wait ten. It's a new world record, Justin. Ten centimetres dilated

Justin - Last week you acted like a teenage girl in love, and now you're pretending the Olympics are still happening? This is the equivalent of having an imaginary friend

Wendy - I'm just excited about the story- the story you told me to cover! It has nothing to do with the Olympics

Justin - Really?

Wendy - Really

Justin - Okay, thanks Wendy Lock

Wendy - My pleasure - Clare Balding!

Justin -Seek help, Madam

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