That old ventriloquist's dummy I bought, it might be up to no good...
Devil Doll
How old was the ventriloquist then?
hey what if the doll put itself on eBay after killing its last owner, now that's a scary thought!
It's a killer twist all right, Nige!
Both amused and creeped out, what an odd sensation.
(Btw your wife's wedding dress is gorgeous. Glad you included it, soothed my frayed nerves amidst the horror oh the horror)
Quote: David Bussell @ September 27 2012, 2:24 PM BSTThat old ventriloquist's dummy I bought, it might be up to no good...
Well so much for sweet little Wilfred.
Quote: AJGO @ September 27 2012, 4:44 PM BSTBoth amused and creeped out, what an odd sensation.
(Btw your wife's wedding dress is gorgeous. Glad you included it, soothed my frayed nerves amidst the horror oh the horror)
Thank you. As a big fan of public approval, my wife is very pleased to hear you liked her dress.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 27 2012, 8:35 PM BST
Something about the way he looked when I bundled him into that bin bag... I don't know, I fear this may not be the last we hear of him...
my wife thinks that this doll is the creepiest thing she has ever seen so I put to you, if you ever sell it please sell it to me.
she reminded me the other day we have been married for 18 years, not sure if I want another 18 so I will use it for my get out card.. 
only kiddin. or am i? 
Quote: Nigel Ball @ September 28 2012, 5:45 PM BSTmy wife thinks that this doll is the creepiest thing she has ever seen so I put to you, if you ever sell it please sell it to me.
she reminded me the other day we have been married for 18 years, not sure if I want another 18 so I will use it for my get out card..
If you really want out just show her this picture of the real life Bert and Ernie and have done with it...
sorry David the pic thingy doesn't work,looks like I am doomed. 
Quote: Nigel Ball @ September 28 2012, 9:53 PM BSTsorry David the pic thingy doesn't work,looks like I am doomed.
Try now...
Jesus f**king Christ.
Over the past few days Bussell has provided me with enough nightmare material to last a good six months.
Please let me unsee that pic.
holy f**king crack pipe batman! looks like an episode of sensi street brought to you by the number 9.