Park of SATANS EVIL!!!

EXT DAY PARK

VARIOUS HAPPY PEOPLE ARE PLAYING WITH THEIR DOGS, THROWING STICKS, WHAT EVER IT IS YOU DO WITH A DROOLING SHIT MACHINE

SUDDENLY PARK CLOUDS OVER THUNDER RUMBLES OMINOUSLY

A LONG SUFFERING BLOKE IS DRAGGED ACROSS THE PARK BY HIS CHIUAHA ON A LEAD

THE CHIUAHA'S HEAD IS SPINNING THROUGH 360 DEGREES AS IT VOMITS GREEN PEA SOUP

IT WOULD APPEAR TO BE BARKING "Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

2 PRIESTS RUN OVER AND SPRINKLE THE HELL BEAST WITH HOLY WATER AND WAVES CROSSES AT IT

A DOZEN COPS RUN ON AND BEAT UP THE PRIESTS AND DRAG THEM PROTESTING AWAY

SOOTYJ STANDS TO ONE SIDE CONFUSEDLY HOLDING UP 2 SIGNS

ONE READS

"No exercising dogs"

THE OTHER

"No exorcising dogs"

Why the two signs?
Good idea - though somewhat obscured by your need to vent your obvious (and completely understandable BTW) hatred of dogs.

I thought that would be confusing may edot to reflect that I put up the wrong sign

So you can take dogs into this park the only caveat being you can't exercise them?

I hope the dog owner thinks about the kids in the park and scoops up the green vomit.

They never do.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 27 2012, 9:49 AM BST

So you can take dogs into this park the only caveat being you can't exercise them?

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I think the caveat applies to performance of superstitious rites intended to drive out demonic spirits.

If the spirits aren't demonic, mine's a large one with ice and lemon.