Well, it made *me* laugh...
Dan
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NJ: UK Parliament On Tour
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JUSTIN:
The Houses of Parliament require refurbishments that could take up to five years to complete and it seems very likely that Parliament may have to be relocated for the duration of the repairs. Leaky pipes appear to be a particular problem, and removing the MPs will fix this by allowing the benches to be reupholstered.
ATMOS:WWE ADVERT. STARTS DOWNBEAT
V/O GUY:
For too long, by law, the most powerful men and women have had to fight out of a single venue. But now, these stars are about to be uncaged! And on tour!
GRAMS:ENERGETIC UPBEAT PUMPING MUSIC
V/O GUY (CT'D):
Watch Tag Team Nick & Dave ineffectually pussyfoot around their opponents, backtracking in the ring! See Threatless Ed: a man widely regarded as the most anonymous man of his generation! And see the legend that is the Blonde Buffoonarator! A calamitous bundle of nonsensical poppycock stuttering his way to baffling hyperbole!
All presided over by The Tiny Temper himself: Mr! John! Bercow!
UK Parliament Live! Coming to a town near you! Soon! Miss it and... it really won't make much difference!
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