F/X:RESTAURANT SOUNDS
WAITRESS:
Blackbean Pumpkin Soup?
DINER:
Yes, please.
F/X:BOWL OF SOUP PLACED ON TABLE
WAITRESS:
Enjoy.
DINER:
Excuse me, did you have your thumb in my soup?
WAITRESS:
No... ?
DINER:
You did! I saw you. You had your thumb in my soup! Why did you have your thumb in my soup?
WAITRESS:
Um... Look, I'm sorry. I've hurt my thumb. It's got an infection. The doctor said I had to keep it warm...
DINER:
What!? You've been keeping your infected thumb warm by sticking it in my soup?
WAITRESS:
I'm sorry...
DINER:
That's outrageous! I want to speak to the manager.
WAITRESS:
But if you complain I'll get the sack...
DINER:
(incencesed) Look, if you need to keep your thumb warm, why don't you just stick it up your arse?
WAITRESS:
I do when I'm in the kitchen.
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